i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
this will be a night to untag.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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