OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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