I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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