I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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