Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
