I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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