Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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