she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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