I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
