That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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