Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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