Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am spending my child support on dildos
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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