Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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