I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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