My room smells like vodka and shame
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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