So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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