yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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