and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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