Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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