I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
