last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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