Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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