i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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