Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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