I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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