Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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