well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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