No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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