So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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