i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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