I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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