32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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