i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
cat food counts as protein by the way
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize