i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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