You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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