yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm having to shit out rocks
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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