I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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