Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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