Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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