she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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