there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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