windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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