I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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