this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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