either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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