Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
