it wasn't lemon gatorade
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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