Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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