what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
