do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
