I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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