11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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