god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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