I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I am never drinking with the goths again.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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