He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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