I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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